(joke) Noah's Ark Mk ll ?

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Dj Pruit
Asked at 2012-08-14 13:47:03

In 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans. "He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying," You have 6 months to build the ark before starting the incessant rain for 40 days and 40 Nights ". Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard,> but not "Noah!" Ark roared: "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," asked Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations approval and have been arguing with the Fire Department of the need for a sprinkler system. My thesis neighbors I should have obtained planning permission for the construction of the Ark in my garden, as is the development of the site, although in my opinion, is a temporary structure. We had to go then to appeal to the Secretary of State to take a decision. Then the Department of Transportation requires a bond issued by the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for movement of the Ark 's to the sea. I told them that the sea was coming to us, but you hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem all the decent trees have tree preservation orders on them and we live in a site of special scientific interest, created to protect the Spotted Owl tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls .. - but do not go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. insisted that I was confining wild animals against his will. It was argued that the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space space. Then the County Council, Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that they could build the Ark until it had conducted an environmental impact study on the proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenters means I have to hire my team building . The unions say I can not use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with experience in the Ark-building.
To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark "
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow of

stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean we will not
destroy the world? "
"No," said the Lord. "The British government beat me to it."
Answer1ETAnswered at 2012-09-07 01:01:02
lol I love was different MedlinePlus a star for you!
Answer2TAGAnswered at 2012-09-28 05:01:03
Hahahhahaha nice ! I love the last part ! * Star for you *
Answer3SheylaAnswered at 2012-10-13 23:18:56
toooooooooo looooooooong
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