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Joke geography by loki?3Happy2012-08-28 02:19:02
Geography female - Between 18 and 20, the woman is like Africa . Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious fertile deltas - Between 21 and 30 ans , a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money - between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual , relaxed, in full bloom , aware of her beauty - Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France . deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit, between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war , haunted by past mistakes . Reconstruction work is the only important nswer - Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia . Vast , with undefined frontier . The cold climate puts off potential visitors - Between 61 and 70 , the woman is like Mongolia . . A glorious past, great conquests , but without a future - After 70 years, a woman is like Afghanistan: many know its whereabouts , but not - dare to venture there.MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 70, a man is like the U.S. ruled a d ** k
(joke) Noah's Ark Mk ll ?3Dj Pruit2012-10-13 23:20:02
In 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans. "He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying," You have 6 months to build the ark before starting the incessant rain for 40 days and 40 Nights ". Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard,> but not "Noah!" Ark roared: "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," asked Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations approval and have been arguing with the Fire Department of the need for a sprinkler system. My thesis neighbors I should have obtained planning permission for the construction of the Ark in my garden, as is the development of the site, although in my opinion, is a temporary structure. We had to go then to appeal to the Secretary of State to take a decision. Then the Department of Transportation requires a bond issued by the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for movement of the Ark 's to the sea. I told them that the sea was coming to us, but you hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem all the decent trees have tree preservation orders on them and we live in a site of special scientific interest, created to protect the Spotted Owl tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls .. - but do not go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. insisted that I was confining wild animals against his will. It was argued that the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space space. Then the County Council, Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that they could build the Ark until it had conducted an environmental impact study on the proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenters means I have to hire my team building . The unions say I can not use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with experience in the Ark-building. To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark " Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow of stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean we will not destroy the world? " "No," said the Lord. "The British government beat me to it."
Collection of jokes, the best is not a joke1Sarah2012-01-16 02:06:32
I need these jokes, thanks to friends
CarMax is a joke ... what are my other options?0DarkDevil2012-10-04 15:24:23
I own a 2004 BMW 325i w . 70,200 miles in the K - good condition . I went to Carmax to sell them and got super low ball ... I was offered only $ 7,000! ! Wow , I was upset because I expected at least $ 9k . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus The NADA and KBB said trade value at $ 9 - 11k . Then they tried BSing me - say "oh well you have to make sure you are ready for sale , it has to keep up . BMW Parts are expensive , blah blah blah " I've done the research . The dealers are selling the same car ( some with more mileage ) for about $ 12 - 15k . I just bought this car last July for $ 15k . I understand that they want to make money but also to get a decent amount as a seller . Not only had to vent ... Do you have any idea ? Should I try to sell private sale ? Thank you !
For those who haven't heard it before-joke?2tammy lo2012-10-16 06:20:01
father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was MedlinePlus well done, and everything was picked up. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Then he saw an envelope, supported prominently on the pillow. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the USDA Agricultural Research envelope and read the letter with trembling hands. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing. MedlinePlus I had to flee with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene MedlinePlus with. Mom and MedlinePlus MedlinePlus I've been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so pretty, but I MedlinePlus I knew I would not approve of her because of all her piercings, MedlinePlus tattoos, her tight clothes, bikes and because it is much larger MedlinePlus I. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus But it's not only the passion Dad. You are pregnant. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, MedlinePlus and has a stack of firewood for the winter. We share a dream of MedlinePlus having many more children. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana does not, really hurt MedlinePlus anyone. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Let it grow for ourselves, and trade with other people MedlinePlus in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Meanwhile, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so MedlinePlus Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Do not worry, Dad, I have 15 years and I know how to take care of myself. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Someday, I'm sure you will visit, so you can meet your MedlinePlus many grandchildren. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Love, your son, John. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus PS Dad, none of the above is true. I'm at Tommy. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the MedlinePlus school report that's on my desk. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus I love you! Call when it is safe to return home
Joke........the cowboy and the indian?2Who does not pull calf 2012-10-16 09:27:02
One day , back in the old days , a cowboy who was crossing the desert to do some trading and met an Indian . The Indian was lying on his back and had an erection jutting up into the air . MedlinePlus The Indian cowboy asked what he was doing . MedlinePlus The Indian replied : " I say time - um " . This makes sense for the cowboy , who was using his penis as a sundial . MedlinePlus A few days later , after completing his trade , the cowboy met the same Indian . This time , the Indian was lying on her back masturbating vigorously . MedlinePlus The cowboy asked what he was doing this time . MedlinePlus The Indian said, "I see wind -um . "
Here is a good joke, every parent can appreciate?1hw help2012-09-25 22:19:02
A father passing by his son 's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made ​​and everything was picked up . Then he saw an envelope , supported prominently on the pillow that was addressed to " Dad." With the worst premonition , he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Dear Dad : MedlinePlus It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing . I MedlinePlus had to flee with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid MedlinePlus a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice . But I knew it would not approve the cause of all her piercings , tattoos , tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than me . However, it ' s not only the passion Dad .. she is pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy . She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the winter . We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana does not hurt anyone . Let it growing for ourselves and trade with others who live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Meanwhile, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS for Stacy can get better. It serves him right. Do not worry , Dad . I have 15 years and I know how to take care of myself . Someday I'm sure I will visit so you can meet her grandchildren . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Love, Your Son John MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus PS . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm at Tommy . Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer . MedlinePlus I love you. MedlinePlus Call when it is safe to return home ...
Ok friends,todays last joke for you?0● __ Jue Bannan relic 2012-10-11 11:09:22
Definitions of words and terms for men so they can understand what women are really saying . We suggest that each woman make a copy for the man in your life . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus FINE : MedlinePlus This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and believe that one must be silent . Never use
Here is a good joke, every parent can appreciate?4maryfae2012-10-11 02:11:01
A father passing by his son 's bedroom was surprised to see that his bed was nicely made ​​and everything was collected. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to " Dad." With the worst premonition , he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad : It is with great regret and sadness that I'm writing . I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew it would not approve the cause of all her piercings , tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than me. However, it 's not only the passion dad .. she is pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana does not hurt anyone . We will be growing for us and for trade with other people who live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. Meanwhile, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. He deserves it. Do not worry Dad. I have 15 years and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure you will visit so that you can meet her grandchildren . Love, your son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I 'm over Tommy 's house . Just wanted to remind you that there worse things in life than a report card that's in my center his desk drawer . I love you. Call me when it is safe to return home ...
Why parents drink joke.?0mr montanez2012-10-24 22:22:29
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished MedlinePlus see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked MedlinePlus above. Then he saw an envelope, supported prominently on MedlinePlus the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." MedlinePlus With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope from MedlinePlus with trembling hands and read the letter .................... MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Dear Dad: MedlinePlus It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing. MedlinePlus I had to escape with my new girlfriend because I wanted MedlinePlus to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding MedlinePlus real passion with Stacy and she is so pretty, but I knew you MedlinePlus not approve the cause of all her piercings, MedlinePlus tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is MedlinePlus much older than me. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus But it's not only the passion ........ Dad, she's pregnant. MedlinePlus Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a MedlinePlus trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the USDA Agricultural Research winter. We share a dream of having many more MedlinePlus children. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana MedlinePlus not really hurt anyone. Let it growing MedlinePlus ourselves and trade with others MedlinePlus live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. MedlinePlus Meanwhile, we'll pray that science finds a MedlinePlus cure for AIDS for Stacy can get better. It serves him right. MedlinePlus Do not worry, Dad. I have 15 years and I know how to take care MedlinePlus myself. MedlinePlus Someday I'm sure will visit for MedlinePlus you can get to know your grandchildren. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Love, Your Son John MedlinePlus MedlinePlus PS Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over MedlinePlus Tommy House. Just wanted to remind MedlinePlus there are worse things in life than a report MedlinePlus Card ............. That's in my desk center drawer. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus I love you. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Call when it is safe to return home. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Comments appreciated, star if funny.
Talk about your most amused by the joke0Marina2012-06-27 16:10:03
These days especially depressed, bad mood, looking for a few jokes about music
A joke about men and women through out their lives. Enjoy =D?0Tasia2012-09-11 00:55:03
If anyone finds this offensive , I'm sorry . If you find it funny , star me! MedlinePlus MedlinePlus THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN MedlinePlus Between 18 and 20 , a woman is like Africa : half discovered , half wild MedlinePlus , naturally beautiful with fertile deltas . MedlinePlus Between 21 and 30 , a woman is like America: well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash MedlinePlus . MedlinePlus Between 31 and 40 , a woman is like France : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit MedlinePlus . MedlinePlus Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war , haunted by past mistakes . Massive reconstruction is now necessary. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : very wide and borders are unguarded. The frigid weather to keep people away . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious and all conquering , but unfortunately there is no future MedlinePlus . MedlinePlus After 70 years , a woman is like Afghanistan : most people know where it is but nobody wants to go there MedlinePlus . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN MedlinePlus Between 15 and 70 , a man is like most of the world's superpowers : ruled by a dick

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