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Collection of jokes, the best is not a joke1Sarah2012-01-16 02:06:32
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8 Great Tips to Have a Debt Collection Agency Stop Collection Calls0consumerlawfirm222022-06-27 10:11:06
For some individuals who are in the red, managing an assortment organization can turn into an everyday feared reliance, separated by standard phone salespeople in that the assortment office is calling a result of genuine obligation owed. While nobody likes conversing with an assortment organization, it is essential to remember that they are requiring an explanation, to be specific that you have not followed through with a monetary commitment or some likeness thereof. So, this doesn't give the collection agency harassment  the option to bug or offer misleading expressions to an individual. Frequently, this has been something that has been abused, however has been working on over the long run. At last, it is entirely expected for an assortment office to lie or advise a specific truth to get an installment, which frequently broadens the Statute of Limitations on Debt. Nonetheless, the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act puts a lot of impediments on what an obligation recuperation specialist can say, as well as giving fines to specialists that disrupt these guidelines. Further, at times these infringement might free the organization up to a claim, so knowing and understanding ones rights is vital while managing an assortment office. One of the principal limitations given by the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act manages forestalling badgering. Provocation can allude to various things. This incorporates dangers of actual brutality or damage and utilizing obscenities while managing the client. In any case, badgering can likewise include settling on different telephone decisions to an individual. As well as forestalling provocation, the FDCPA additionally keeps assortment organizations from utilizing bogus explanations to account holders. This can incorporate things like distorting the papers they sent as lawful court archives or undermining capture for non-installment. Such misleading articulations are illigal and can bring about fines for the office being referred to. While managing assortment organizations, it is vital to remember that while they may as a matter of fact have the option to follow up on a portion of the dangers they present, by and large not something can occur over night. As a matter of fact, with most kinds of obligation, barring understudy loans and government obligation, they by and large should indict you first, preceding any kind of activity, like decorated compensation. Getting some margin to Talk While there are a ton of things that assortment organizations are precluded to do and managing them can be badly designed, it is critical to remember that they are not simply requiring not a great explanation. All things considered, they are calling since you defaulted on a guaranteed obligation and they are attempting to safeguard their resources and preform obligation recuperation. At last, it is to their greatest advantage, and frequently yours, to chat with the organization to arrange an arrangement. Contingent upon the kind of obligation included, it is entirely expected for the organization to sort out an exceptionally appealing arrangement, enormously diminishing how much obligation owed. A decent beginning stage is a fourth of what you owe. From that point, you can additionally haggle with the assortment organization, remembering that many get compensated a percent of what is recuperated, so they want to get however much cash from you as could reasonably be expected. Assuming in the wake of haggling with the assortment organization, you can't agree, don't hesitate for even a moment to let them know you will get back to them. It is additionally vital to ensure that you don't consent to something that you can not manage and that you make a hard copy of something prior to making any installment to them. 
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Jokes: On train1Billy Joe 2012-03-12 20:52:38
I met the students , the younger brother can not go home 5:10 in the morning get up early in the taxi to the station to buy a ticket to ask : What have k369 student ticket ? Ride ticket? A: No Q : Will you sleep ? A: No Q : Standing tickets for this? A: I had standing tickets . However, students can not buy a ticket to ask: Why not buy the ticket student : The Ministry of Railways have provided: this should never let a student walking home.
Jokes .. U would Love to Star?1Jeana2012-08-23 07:52:02
1 . A man suspected of SARS was in bed with a mask over his mouth when a young auxiliary nurse came to sponge his face and hands . "Nurse" , he mutters behind the mask, " are my black ass $ you ? " Embarrassed , the nurse replies, "I used to wash his face and hands. " He struggles again to ask, " Nurse, are my black ass $ you ? " Again the nurse replies, " I can not say . I am only here to wash your face and hands. " Just then , the head nurse was happening and saw the man get a little worried so went to investigate what was wrong . "Nurse" , he murmured: "Are you my black ass $ you ? " Being a nurse of long standing, the head nurse was not reached. She reassembled the bed , pulled down his pajama trousers , moved his $ penicillin out of the way , had a good look right up the pajamas, replaced the covers and said, "There is nothing wrong with their asses U.S. dollars you . "< Br > At this the man took off his mask and shouted : " I SAID ... ARE MY RESULTS tests back? " 2 . Good, bad and the ugly ... situations. GOOD: You are the man! You're going to the National Fair with theboss . BAD : Hotel space is limited. You will share your room for a week. Ugly: On the flight down, he tells you you're cute ... GOOD: . Her daughter loves a good young man, the owner of the premises, hairsalon BAD: . There is a rumor in town that is gay Ugly: Your wife will guarantee that he is not ... The guys are really good at surfing the Internet :Good! BAD: You worry about all the porn sites out there sicko ! Ugly: You receive a bill for hosting an adult website .
Do you think these war related jokes are funny? Star if you like.?0DaLoris2012-11-02 23:49:35
The Colonel's Order A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area; an event which occurs only every 75 years. Have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues, and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so assemble the men in the theater and I will show them films of it." EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO COMPANY COMMANDER: "By order of the Colonel, tomorrow at 2000 hours, Halley's Comet will appear above the battalion area. If it rains, fall the men out in fatigues, then march to the theater where this rare phenomenon will take place, something which occurs only once every 75 years." COMPANY COMMANDER TO LIEUTENANT: "By order of the Colonel be in fatigues at 2000 hours tomorrow evening. The phenomenal Halley's Comet will appear in the theater. In case of rain in the battalion area, the Colonel will give another order, something which occurs once every 75 years." LIEUTENANT TO SERGEANT: "Tomorrow at 2000 hours, the Colonel will appear in the theater with Halley's comet, something which happens every 75 years. If it rains, the Colonel will order the comet into the battalion area." SERGEANT TO SQUAD: "When it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours, the phenomenal 75-year-old General Halley, accompanied by the Colonel, will drive his comet through the battalion area theater in fatigues." Apologizing to China Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands. Dear China, We're sorry you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000. We're also sorry your front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35-year old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to purchase some surplus 1950's-era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan...since they just replaced all theirs with new F-16's. We're also sorry you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please note the Copyright information printed inside the cover.) In addition, we're sorry you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know it seems easier to blame others than to take responsibility. Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in Taiwan. Finally, we're sorry we granted you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity. Along those lines, we're especially sorry we treated you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back to treating you like a street gang very soon. Sincerely, The People of the United States of America
Jokes,,,,,,hahahaha or boo!!!??????star for hahahah pls?0d2012-10-24 23:51:50
Geography of Women MedlinePlus ------------------------ MedlinePlus Between ages 18 and 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia . She is half discovered , half wild and naturally beautiful MedlinePlus with bushes around the fertile deltas . MedlinePlus Between the ages of 21 to 30 a woman is like America or Japan . Completely discovered , very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Between the ages of 30-35 years, she is like India or Spain . MedlinePlus Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty . MedlinePlus Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina . She may have been half destroyed during the war , but it can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Between the ages of 40-50 who is like Yugoslavia or Iraq . She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes . Massive reconstruction is now necessary. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Between the ages of 50 to 60 she is like Russia or Canada . Very spacious, quiet and the borders are practically unattended, but cold weather keeps people . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia . With a glorious past and conquering all , but alas no future ( a bit like Tony Blair , maybe Blair is a real woman ) . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus After 70 , they become Albania or Afghanistan . Everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to go there . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus The geography of a man MedlinePlus ------------------------ MedlinePlus Between the ages of 15 to 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick .
Boyfriend immature? Racist and sexist jokes..?0Varia2012-07-16 17:27:04
Thoughts needed. I saw on my boyfriends phone (was sortas snooping but not really, it was open and beside me) messages he was sending to people at school. I know he has an "off" sense of humour and have come to (mostly) accept it. But I guess he tones it down around me and my fam/friends. The jokes he was texting to his school mates were verrrrry innappropriate/offensive stuff, like racism, wife beating, etc. Things I would never say even jokingly. I am a social worker for one thing, and I have done quite a bit or education on how these things, even jokingly, can impact people, and it just goes against my professional and personal value system. I think "jokes" can often hurt the most, and can normalize stereotypes and behaviours that I find unacceptable like violence, sexism, and racism. He is in trade school for two months, so these are all new people that he doesn't really know and won't likely know for very long, but he met some in his first few days and is carpooling now with a few of them. He told me at the beginning he thought that many of the guys were pretty bigoted, and I expressed my opinion of that (not positive) and said at least he didnt need to really get to know these people or hang out with them, just make pleasant enough to get through the two months. So it surprised me to read these texts. I am assuming its because he wants to "fit in" with these guys and that actually makes me more upset because 1) He gave me the impression he didnt really like these guys and their attitudes and therefore wouldnt feel the need to befriend them 2) Even if he did get to know them I thought he'd be more mature than to stoop to their level. I let my boyfriend know I saw the texts and was surprised. He acted mildly embarassed and then changed the topic and I haven't approached it since, but it has been bothering me (obviously). I think it shows great immaturity, whether or not the jokes ae because he's trying to fit-in or bond with these guys (which I dont really understand because as I said he will only see these people for two months anyways), or because he actually thinks they are funny or believes in the premises the jokes suggest (which I don't believe he does as normally he is not like that, but then again, my boyfriend keeps a lot to himself and is hard to read, even after the many years we have been together). Lastly, he is 32! The majority of guys in his class are early-twenties. They call him "pops". In my mind, an emotionally mature 32 year old should be able to laugh these things off and be pleasant to his classmates/carpoolers without feelin the need to encourage what even he has admitted he feels is inappropriate behaviour. On the other hand, I feel guilty that this is bothering me so much as I know there are much worse issues to have and other than my own discomfort/sadness about it it's not effecting other areas of the relationship (other than my trust and opinion of him I guess). Like I said, he doesnt make these jokes/comments to or in front of me. Sorry this went on so long but Id appreciate any feedback, thoughts, etc. Am I over-reacting? Do you think I can come to accept this behaviour even though it clashes with my values and beliefs? Should I just accept this as a "guy thing" or "tradesperson thing" that has become a normalized part of the socialization aspect of work/school?
(joke) Noah's Ark Mk ll ?3Dj Pruit2012-10-13 23:20:02
In 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans. "He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying," You have 6 months to build the ark before starting the incessant rain for 40 days and 40 Nights ". Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard,> but not "Noah!" Ark roared: "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," asked Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations approval and have been arguing with the Fire Department of the need for a sprinkler system. My thesis neighbors I should have obtained planning permission for the construction of the Ark in my garden, as is the development of the site, although in my opinion, is a temporary structure. We had to go then to appeal to the Secretary of State to take a decision. Then the Department of Transportation requires a bond issued by the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for movement of the Ark 's to the sea. I told them that the sea was coming to us, but you hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem all the decent trees have tree preservation orders on them and we live in a site of special scientific interest, created to protect the Spotted Owl tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls .. - but do not go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. insisted that I was confining wild animals against his will. It was argued that the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space space. Then the County Council, Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that they could build the Ark until it had conducted an environmental impact study on the proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenters means I have to hire my team building . The unions say I can not use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with experience in the Ark-building. To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark " Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow of stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean we will not destroy the world? " "No," said the Lord. "The British government beat me to it."
Talk about your most amused by the joke0Marina2012-06-27 16:10:03
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